My Incognito Look & Coffee Run

I woke up today asking the husband if he was still alive. He said he was. Disoriented a little? Yes. It didn't go away and we all know nothing cures a foggy mind like coffee. So, off the dog and I went down to the co-op for a cup of jo- no makeup, bed head, and sunglasses, the ultimate disguise for tough mornings. (Not to worry, my clothes did match.) I tied the dog up outside and went in. I had to spell my maiden name at least five times so I could still use my discount.

R-a-t-h-B-U-N...

Excuse me?...Rathbun....oh, you mean RathBUM....

No, I mean RathbuN...

Got it, RathBURN...

Nope, not quite Rathbun as in hamburger bun...

What did you say?...

Yep, you heard me right- as in a hamburger bun.

I decided after almost two years of marriage, it was time to make the switch to my married name. I did, however, feel very accomplished for successfully avoiding direct eye contact with cashier (this may or may not have contributed to the hearing problem). I went to untie  the dog and apparently to show how excited he was that I didn't leave him for good, he hopped on his two hind legs halfway home. Not exactly the incognito look I was going for.

Here are my incognito essentials:

Scarf Urban Outfitters / Sunglasses Target / Hunters Boots Zappos / Chevron Leggings Loft / Fur Vest Forever 21

xoxo Kelsey